The tale of two cities…

So, I was at a training course today – a local course, for local people, if you will – and the course leader made a comment, when discussing the two largest cities in the South West, that “Plymouth is the poor relation of Exeter”. Now, as some of you will know, the whole Rockpool team is Plymouth born and bred and we’re super proud of our city; however, I’d arrived late to this course and didn’t really know anyone, so I did what most “it isn’t polite to make a fuss” people do: I huffed passive-aggressively and rolled my eyes.

But it’s been bothering me ever since: why on earth is this myth still being peddled? Before I start, I must stress this isn’t a “my city’s better than your city” rant: I really like Exeter and (aside from their football team…) I think the city has bucket-fulls of brilliant things to offer the South West as a whole: the shopping, the uni, the architecture, all a big thumbs up. I don’t really subscribe to this local rivalry thing: I like Exeter. There, I said it.

However, what does irk me ever so slightly is the constant comparison between Exeter and Plymouth. It’s completely baffling, as historically, geographically, demographically, in every way they’re so completely different. And what irks me even more is that Plymouth seems to come off, well, as “the poor relation”. Poor?!? Plymouth is well over twice the size of Exeter, and has the range of shops, restaurants, bars and facilities you’d expect to meet the needs of one of the UK’s top 20 biggest cities. (Admittedly, a Jamie Oliver Italian Restaurant wouldn’t go amiss, but it’s OK, apparently another nearby city is getting one soon…). We have (nearly) 3 universities, the National Marine Aquarium, the largest Naval Base in Western Europe and a jolly fine lighthouse. And whilst it’s not to everyone’s taste, we have the highest number of post-war listed buildings in the UK, outside of London, after the city was largely decimated during the Blitz. It’s a city of spirit, humour and stonking amounts of history. Like proper history: going off to discover new lands-type history.

So, if you’ll indulge me, this is what I wish I’d said to this misguided woman:

“Excuse me Cynthia* – I think you’ll find that’s a load of outdated twaddle, peddled by out of touch people like your good self, who no doubt live in Exeter and want to boost the value of their postcodes. Plymouth is a diverse, interesting, buzzing and beautiful city with more history in 3 cobbled streets on the Barbican than the entirety of some British cities. Now, I can see why you might be brainwashed – it’s the easiest thing in the world to poke fun at Plymouth: it’s working class roots, it’s marmite architecture and frankly, the funny sounding accent, could make it a figure of fun to other, more middle-class cities. But I would strongly suggest you take another look, for these are the things which make Plymouth great, and certainly no one’s poor relation. And if this still hasn’t convinced you: Plymouth produced Tom Daley; I doubt Exeter could boast producing anything as beautiful”.

I wish I said all that. But I didn’t: I sat and inwardly drafted a blog post.

*Names have been changed to protect the ignorant.

When craft fairs go bad…

So – new experience for the RT team at the weekend; trying to battle the wind, rain and, yes, THUNDER to take part in what should have been a homage to the traditional village summer fete. (Come to think of it, maybe it was…?!). Anyhow – if you think I’m exaggerating, take a look at this…

 

 

Yes, the Great British Summer looked down on us in Exeter and thought – “d’you know what this outdoor event needs? A good, torrential downpour…”. Or make that three separate downpours and some rumbles of thunder thrown in for good measure. Naturally, these conditions weren’t exactly conducive to achieving high sales (hell, we were just grateful not to be washed away), but it got me thinking – why on earth can’t you get insurance against this kind of thing?? Losses? The cost of driving from Plymouth to Exeter and back again, parking charges (which, incidentally, are astronomical in Exeter), obviously the fee for the table, and then incidental costs incurred in trying to cheer ourselves up whilst sitting, cold and damp for 6 hours (to wit, two large and rather delicious calzones from the food stand a few metres away, 2 very large coffees and countless cupcakes from the cake stall). It won’t come as a surprise to anyone that, due to the lack of people meandering by our stall (they seem to prefer to dash past us on their way to the main event indoors in the Exeter Pheonix – I can’t imagine why…), we didn’t have the most profitable day.

Still – we take these things in our stride, curse at the skies, take a big breath, start planning for the next one (which, incidentally, is on Sunday 6th July at Mount Edgcumbe) and pray to the weather Gods for clemency. After all – we’re a small business and don’t have “Ridiculous and Quite Frankly Unreasonable Weather” insurance. Please have mercy.